PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.